Now, my father had been delivered mid-day via midwife (he is originally from England) but my Grandfather was at work, and wasn't able to be notified. :D You see, my father is an April Fool's baby. This story isn't about me, it's actually a funny story about how my father was born. There was only some minor grumbling from the maintenance staff about having to replace some ceiling tiles. She was in the hospital for a total of like 16 hours, only about 2 of those in actual labor. So when I came into this world my mom was laughing her ass off. The nurses are all chuckling in the corner. Spraying the doctor in his nice suit, the ceiling, all the walls, etc with blood. The placenta then burst out of my mother as if under pressure. Immediately following my birth he lightly tugged on the placenta. I was born minutes after the man arrived on the scene. He hadn't even put on a white jacket or scrubs or anything. He pops on some gloves and goes in to see how far into labor mom was. Dressed in a really nice suit as he had been called in from an evening out. In walks the doctor who they had called in. The nurses are spazzing about no doctor showing up. She figured that the nurses would deliver me. At this point mom has been at the hospital over an hour, and no one has checked to see how dilated or anything.
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They sent up the emergency room doctor who had delivered a baby "once." He didn't even really know how to do a cervical check. They called in another doctor, but he was 20 minutes away.
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(We later learned he had basically called in drunk, he later dropped a baby while drunk, killing it and getting his license revoked, so no one is mad he never showed.) He never did show up. Mom had called ahead, but when she arrived the doctor on call had not shown up yet. So they walked back home to get the car.Ģ0 minute drive to the small town hospital. After they ate mom said she felt like maybe it was time to head to the hospital. They stopped so mom could get an orange soda and some pizza at our local pizza place. On the night I was born my mom and dad took a long walk in a light drizzle in October. So mom was doing all the typical try to make the baby come out stuff. Parents were really poor so missing the work stuff was not an option. I needed to be born in a 2 week window or my dad would miss my birth due to work stuffs.
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