This look is a dead set giveaway that you were born in a caravan or at the carnival. Unless you’re Chad Reed or up for an AVN award, then do yourself a favour and buy shirts with collars that stay inside of your jacket lapels. Do us all a favour and keep them covered. The last thing anyone wants to see when you’re jogging around the park is someone coming toward you with their meat and two veg jumping about the place. Why guys persist on not wearing shorts over their gym leggings is beyond me. Exercising In Fitness Leggings Without Shorts Vote, pay your taxes, fight in wars but leave the southern cross tattoo out of it. I’m all for patriotism, but the southern cross tattoo is a symbol which has a better affinity with rioting than Advance Australia Fair. Apparently, they now make them with sheepskin linings. Crocs were born out of boredom and excess rubber, they become a worldwide phenomenon for children but adults somehow got sucked in along the way. One for people who wore Crocs and one for those who did not. When you die and go to heaven you’ll notice two queues at the pearly gates. Take cues from the Most Interesting Man in the World, but not Cletus.
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Facial hair is best kept full or non-existant. Just like Spock or AJ from the Backstreet Boys, you deserve to be teleported to a world far far away, where you can do no white-trash harm. If you want to wear a hat, go baseball or panama with a beige suit. Regardless, the trilby is just a shit look. The TrilbyĮvery Spring Carnival I see guys rocking these oddball hats with their suits, so it pains me to know that you MUST have a hat to enter men’s fashions on the field. The great tale of Bluebeard says he kept his many wives intrigued by his closet of secrets. The girls or boys you might think you’re impressing are not the types you want to take home to meet Mum. Going Shirtless In PublicĮven if you have a body carved by the gods (RIP Zyzz), it still doesn’t give you the right to take your shirt off at every public occasion. It’s time to let them go and invest in some aviators. The lads who sport them…let’s not go there. The Prada, Dior, D&G brands seem to be the worst offenders in these wrap sunglass types. No matter how much further these go into the time/space continuum, guys continue to wear them. Speed Dealer Sunglasses Look at me, I’m about to do something illegal As soon as you see slight wear, stains or funky odour, it’s time to send them to the big underwear draw in the sky. Also it’s important to note that underwear has a shelf-life. If it’s on the internet, then people are buying it. I can’t say I’ve seen much bad underwear in my life, but I know it’s out there. Remember, a suit should make you feel like a king. Whether you’re slim or a little portly, you need to embrace the fit. I don’t care what brand of suit you buy or even if it’s your Dad’s, you should always have a suit tailored to fit you. Get a cab, get black socks and get serious. It’s like drink driving, just don’t do it. Whether you’re in a rush to make happy hour or get in line for a spit roast, you should never ever wear white socks with a suit or dark jeans and pants. I shouldn’t still have to bang on about this, but guys are not listening.
White Socks & Black Shoes A classic blunder If you want to wear jewellery, keep it ultra simple- either don’t wear any or check out a guy named Johnny Ramli. This category is not limited to shark tooth necklaces, but all novelty or nature-inspired neck hanging devices. I used to rock it out with my Cross Colours / Happy Pants. Take the above example – if you think this is good, then I suggest you read this article. You will soon understand that shoes women notice do not come in packs of three. Men’s dress shoes should not look like camels feet, not should they have a sharp square toe. Bad Dress Shoes Kill it with fireĬhoosing shoes can be a difficult task, but if you think that bargain = good, then you have it even harder. These will be something your girl (or guy) WANTS to wear the next morning. Don’t get ‘spicy’ with your choice of shirts, I suggest taking a step back and sticking with basic colours and fine patterns. If you think you have a place in Operation Desert Schmuck, then think again.
Patterns (like these) should be reserved for SAS soldiers deep within the PNG jungle.
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